Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Ironman FL 70.3 May 16, 2010

Race Report for my first and possibly ONLY half ironman.

We arrived the day before the race with plenty of time for checking in. Getting to Disney was easy, and traffic was light. We had the option of either riding our bikes to transition or taking a bus. We were going to take the bus over, but then after we realized the bikes had to go in the cargo holds on their sides, we opted for riding over. It was a very short ride... no big whoop.

Check in was chaotic, but well organized. There were people everywhere. We had to go through about 4 different areas before we were completely done. I will say that the SWAG was awesome. The shirts are excellent material, we got great hats and the bags are awesome. So, we checked in, and then took our bikes to their transition areas. Transition is kinda far from the swim...fyi. So we walked around hoping we could maybe get a little swim in before race day. Not.going.to.happen. They do not allow any swimming there, which is very unfortunate. Especially for the panicked swimmer like myself. Oh well. So we walked around some more and then decided to go check into the hotel. The information meeting was not mandatory and still 2 hrs away, so we opted not to hear it.

We went back to check into the hotel and decided we were starving. We went for a bite at Sweet tomatoes across the street at the CrossRoads. I had planned bagel w/ egg for breakfast, but I forgot the cooked eggs at mom's so... we went to grocery store and got some Bee's Knees Peanut Butter. MMMMmmmmmm. Plus there was not a microwave in the room, so i wasn't entirely sure how I would be making that bagel sandwich warm.

So we got back and laid out all our crap for transition to be sure we were ready to roll in the wee hours of the am. Closed the blinds, set 4 alarms and got cozy in the bed watching tv. I think i was out by 9 or 10 pm. That 4 am alarm came early, but I had been well rested, so I was ready.

So we ate our bagels and PB, had our coffee, got dressed and grabbed our gear. We had a hell of a time trying to get to the park. They had everything blocked off and did not give clear directions to where to go. We ended up going all the way back out (from downtown disney area) on I-4 and coming back in another way- that worked. Then the wait for the bus was ridiculous. My advice here is to leave earlier than you think you should leave. There is always, always, always something that will hinder your forward progress on race morning. Trust.

We finally made it to Transition. We did not have but a few minutes to get our crap unpacked and spread out. They were closing transition. Thankfully we made it. We went and got marked. Went potty. Went to see the pros come out. Then my wave started before Brian's so I was making my way back to the start. And a little info for you right here. If you have never seen what 1.2 miles looks like all spread out at one time in a body of water... yeah- it looks like a million miles from shore. Just sayin.

The swim waves were well managed and not too many people going out at the same time, so it wasn't a complete free for all. I had to start out slow. My heart rate was out of control and I knew that if I tried to put in my face in the water, I would panic and quit. So I went w/ breast stroke, then free style w/ my head up (that's hard- your legs keep dropping), backstroke, side stroke... all the above for about 4 buoys. I was getting tired and I still had a very, very long way to go. I attempted the face into the water again. SLoWLy... Then I was able to swim one stroke and breathe to the left. I kept this up for about another buoy, tried one breath to the right and I then I found my groove and I was off!! WHoo Hoo. Thank you, Lord! I was fine the rest of the swim except for the few men who swam over top of me, or kept grabbing my leg, whatever. Men are rude. At least the women are civil enough to look up once in awhile and try not to run over people.

So, yay- I made it through the swim. I should have done 10 minutes better than I did, but well, I did complete the task. I took a nice 5 minutes to transition from swim to bike and I was off and running. FL really is nice to bike in. So flat. Hills are a joke compared to what we do here. I welcomed the "challenge" whenever we had a hill. A little headwind here and there. Not so much tailwind- which was a bit disappointing. Anyways, I was aiming for an avg of 18mph- I did 17.9. I'll take it. I didn't want to go too hard for fear I would have nothing in the tank for the run. Good call on that. My food source was a bad idea- Fig Nuemans. In heat and humidity, they stick together. It was a mess. I managed, but probably should reconsider that next time. No flats, no drafting penalties, no wrecks. I was happy. This bike is not comfortable for 56 miles. I wanted to get off that bike so bad towards the end. My shoulders, my legs, my knees, my back, my neck, my business end... it all was hurting. But alas, I made it to transition.

Another long 5 minute transition- but look- I had to pee since about mile 2 of the bike and I was cramping from holding it in, so I had to go and do it. Otherwise I might have been able to shave 2 mins off my total time there. The run course was a trip. It's a 3 loop course and half of it is a trail run on grass. Seriously. And do not wear your brand new kicks, because they will be trashed by the end. Well, they will be full of water and mud- it did wash out. (for the record) It was very hot and humid. Walk the aid stations at least. You really need those breaks. I chose the aid stations, each mile marker and towards the end, perhaps one or two more walks. Those were seriously the LONGEST miles ever. I think they stretched them out. Ladies- a little advice- ice in your bra(front and back). It will help keep your core temp down and keep you moving. My chest was completely frozen when I finished and I still had ice in there. It was like my own personal cooler. lol. I was never so excited to see the third loop finish. I gave it all I had for that last push.

I am an Ironman 70.3 finisher. And frankly, it feels pretty darn good.

Sunday, April 25, 2010


I still shake my head in disgust at myself. What in the hell happened yesterday??!! That wasn't even my first rodeo and I COMPLETELY FREAKED OUT. I was calm and collected and my only concern for that race yesterday is whether or not my swim group would have stupid pink caps. (We had purple, thank goodness). Anyways... I am fairly certain that wetsuit is the culprit and I never want to wear one again.
The weather was ominous and the threat of a duathlon was real. However, the sky ceased its tears and wailing and the swim went on. I was in the the 4th wave. I got over to the side closest to the beach and slowly worked my way out when our wave went. I swam with my head out of the water until we separated a little and then proceeded to put my head in and get to it. Somewhere in there I forgot how to breath. And the wetsuit sucked out my air. And I couldn't get it back at all. I started hyper-ventilating and rolled on my back and started to head for the swimming beach area. I wanted that wetsuit OFF. So I held onto the floaty thing roping off the swimming area and wrapped my legs around the depth marker and started ripping off the wetsuit. I swam it to shore and then threw to some 'official' standing there and asked if I could still go back and they said sure. So, I felt confident that wetsuit was the only thing making this swim hard. Yeah.... no. I got all the way back out to the swim course and started hyper-ventilating again. And it was just not going away and I just said forget it. I swam back to the beach again and handed in my chip. I never got past the first buoy.

My Half is in THREE WEEKS so I really need to pull it together. Lake swims only from now on. That pool is just too easy. Way too easy.
This week's training is probably my hardest week, even though the hours are less than usual. A two hour run one day and a three hour bike another. I don't remember these lengths before. But since I accomplished nothing yesterday, I am going to give these last three weeks everything I can. (The last two are taper, so... I guess this week is my last week to see what I really can do)

I am trying really hard not to be freaked out by yesterday. Forward and onward. Get to gettin'. Let's do this.
Peace out.

Monday, February 1, 2010

Neglected little blog....i'm so sorry

I was really gun ho about this blog... apparently... then life got in the way or something...
Anyways, I feel really bad I haven't posted anything in some time.
My how time changes.

Training for this half ironman has proven challenging, more than you might possibly understand. I have a non-athletic gene (my father says) and I guess deep down I want to show it up. And not so deep down, I want to say," yep, you right. " But I guess that will to overcome adversity kicks in and I still get out there and do what this training schedule screams in my ear.

I never get excited about any exercise. Ever. But I do it. The first time in my life I took a training schedule serious was for the half marathon in November. I set a goal and I came close to achieving it. I have goals... no really, I do. I am just lazy and you all know it. I get lots of ideas in my head. It's the actual doing of the goals that gets in the way sometimes. :)

Anyways, I need a good nite's sleep. That didn't happen last nite. I suspect b/c I didn't have to exercise at all yesterday. Or maybe I had too many things running through my brain. I dunno, but I am tired. Really tired. Until next time, neglected little blogspot. XO

Friday, September 5, 2008

Cleaning, cleaning, cleaning

I did clean the carpet. Wow. Nasty. It amazes me every time how dirty that carpet gets. Grody, grossness. If we stay- no more carpet. All hard floor. Now I need to dust (with pledge, not the easy way with the swiffer) and clean the bathrooms and kitchen. Mop floors. Wash sheets. I'll do this over the course of the next 3 days. Then the house will be PERFECT while we are gone for all the lookie loos we better have.

I need some flyers. There are NO flyers in my info box. I hate that thing being empty. Especially when people are driving by and there is nothing for them to pick up.

I broke down and bought ant killer today. The 'organic' methods are just not working. With us leaving for a spell, I can't chance that our yard and home won't be completely over taken by the little monsters. I dumped about 3 cups of straight vinegar on the large fire ant hill. It killed the grass. I thought it had worked, until I started poking around it today and found where they moved. Same area just a little farther north where I didn't drown them in the vinegar. I've got all kinds of ugly names I am thinking right now, but I'll keep them to myself. I am so generous, I even put stuff on the neighbors 3 LARGE ant hills in their yard. They aren't there, so A. they don't know about them and B. I don't want the buggers coming to my yard. I'm nice like that.

Should I collect all the rabbit poos for the compost pile? Seriously. I can't even believe how much we have in our yard. It's insane.

Thursday, September 4, 2008

New Hair

Oh, I finally did it. I got the red highlights. I have been threatening for awhile now. I got the best haircut ever, too. No seriously- I never spend any money on my hair. So I spent a little this time. What, praytell, have I been holding back for? *shaking head, and rolling eyes*
I feel like a new woman. I told the awesome lady who did my hair (she's actually a neighbor that has her own salon) that I would be over in a day for her to straighten it out again. I didn't even know my hair could look so shiny and silky and smooth! WOW!

Anyways- T-Minus 5 days to Hawaya. Sweet.

I sent in an application to Designed to Sell. I love that show. I think we will be denied because my house is already perfect. Because why? Because I watch that show...ALL the time. Can't get enough. What I can do without is the OBVIOUS staging of people coming in and making comments on the very things they changed. For instance: "I love that shelf, I can see our Hummel collection on that." Um yeah... the shelf is staying?? Or comments about the curtains. WHO CARES?

I'll tell what else I like to watch. It's like a flipping trainwreck. I cannot remove myself from the radiation emitting electronic device. MillionDollarListing. It's insane. WHO would buy or sell a house with an agent that looks like he's still in high school? I don't get it. That Chad character kills me with that hair. I thought he was like 18, apparently he's 30. Huh?! Crazy drama. I'm always down for some drama, as long as it isn't happening to me!

Speaking of real estate, we have relisted. We'll see what happens. I think I'll clean the carpet tomorrow...maybe.... *shrug*

Monday, September 1, 2008

Oh dear- today's rant

I am going to just say it out loud. I fear for our country's future. I have major disdain for Obama and that guy has NO record of ever doing anything except for talking a good game. What everyone sees in him is way beyond me.

I think McCain is unstable and he picks a woman (that's not a problem) with 5 kids with a soap opera of her own. I don't even see how she would be able to focus on her duties as a VP of a country. And yes, I would question a man's abilities as well were he in the same scenario. HOWEVER, men and women ARE NOT the same and I hate to say it, but women tend be a little more involved in these things vs a man. I'm just saying.

What are our choices, again? Is this really the best we can do?

I was all for Ron Paul, but he dropped out. I guess I should go see what Bob Barr is all about. I'm still on the fence, but I already decided some time ago I wasn't voting for McCain.

Why can't we be more like Switzerland? Is that so wrong? Do we HAVE to meddle in EVERYTHING? We're like the nosy neighbor who has be involved in everybody's business. I just don't get it. I also detest the idea of socialist health care. People are so lazy that the government must do EVERYTHING for them. Where does the money come from people? I'm over the 'I am owed' attitude. Ov-er it. Talk to the Canadians. It's a great idea in theory- but it doesn't work. I've asked. You'll wish you never asked for it.

Looks like Gustav wasn't as bad as originally thought. That's good news. I though Hanna was going to boomerang back out to sea, but I guess like every woman, she changed her mind. :D Hopefully she won't be too angry when she gets closer to land. We don't need that much rain again. Seriously.

Want to see something funny. Go watch this skit from Mad TV.

Saturday, August 30, 2008


Just went and had a look at a blog I like to check every now and then. She posted this bit about wordle. Pretty cool. Here's my wordle for the 5 or so posts I've ever done.